This is a place where you can anonymously seethe about the stupidity, unpleasantness, injustice and pig-heading shittiness that goes on in every workplace everywhere. Here's the rules.

Anonymity.

Calling your boss a massive streak of brown-ass could get you sacked, so your name will never appear anywhere. Unless you're really proud and decide you want to put a signature on your posts. Of course no-one'll believe it's you if you sign yourself. What kind of idiot would put "MY COLLEAGUE IS AN IDIOT SIGNED TOBY PATTERSON IDST 4EVA" on the internet?

First Names Only.

If you use the surnames of the person you're bitching about, it will be removed. This is all about the first names. Look, it's just funnier that way. Don't ask me why.

Don't just insult people.

We all know fat people, and it's not really very interesting to other people that you work with one. What do they DO? What have they just done, this very minute, that fucked you off beyond all belief?

No text-speak.

You're in the workplace now, there's no excuse for it.

S'mine.

I can edit it or do whatever the hell I like with it. Look, I get the shit for publishing it on the internet, so don't come all "but I wrote thirty words about my boss giving mildly inconsistent orders, boo hoo". Clicking submit lets everyone in the world know it's mine.

Jesus!

I AM A WEBALOMANIAC REF REF REF

Be entertaining if you can.

People can comment on what you write, so if you come across as a dullard, you might find people telling you that you're a dullard. It's the risk you runs, babs.

Where did this come from?

I enjoyed bitching about my colleague, Brenda, so much that I thought everyone would like a go. So I learned about the internet and programmed this. You can read the original bitches on my blog.